Others fear that if no afterlife awaits us, humanity would be overcome with a type of intense and dangerous apathy. This is the same type of apathy that I would expect washes over those who believe that paradise awaits them no matter what they do after 'accepting' Jesus Christ as their own personal savior. The pinnacle of religious experience is reduced to ticking a box.

WILL YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST, ESCAPE THE LICKING FLAMES OF HELL, AND LIVE ETERNALLY IN PARADISE?!

"Well, ya... I think I could come around to that."

Meanwhile in some parallel reality, I am the final prophet of god, and my corporeal father has told me that food additives are the source of all strife and misery. Suffer not the xanthan gum to desecrate your tasty snacks.Those who would profane their bodies by consuming the byproducts of a soulless and patriarchal industrial machine discredit god's greatest achievement. Those that adhere to strict dietary guidelines will grudgingly be allowed eternal life hereafter.

There is a backwards tribe calling themselves 'Christians' who brazenly defy my father's will. They happily contaminate their foods with sweeteners, thickeners, preservatives, and various other abominations. They must be educated in the ways of the lord, and made to eat the food that pleases him, in order to save their everlasting souls.